Oink Oink

Well there’s no need I guess to introduce the next thing that I’m writing about. It seems that it would take no less then a pandemic (almost) that has gripped the entire planet (almost) in delirium (almost) to goad me into writing again. One might even go so far as to say that the sole purpose of this conspiracy the universe resulting in the bereavement of many and the further threat to the life of many more might only be to get me to write more (what! One might say that, not likely I know, but still). Well if that’s what the universe conspired to do then I must say the universe is a brilliant master mind it knows exactly what to do to get the writer in me going; if however that is not the sole purpose of the universe, then we’re screwed. I can see no other benevolent cause that the universe could possibly have to have done this to our race, and if you can then statistics suggest that you’re probably wrong.

Lets move away from that cheery thought for a bit, and focus our genetically superior minds (superior to pigs and chicken I mean) to a question that has troubled me a lot more then questions usually tend to. I mean there’s only that much a question can trouble me before I get the answer to it. In the off hand chance that I don’t figure out an answer to it, I just get bored with it. In this case however the troubling fact is a probable answer. There’s no getting away from a disturbing answer. So as crankenstien once before asked me on some totally unrelated occasion “what’s taking the trouble to trouble someone as troublesome as you?”

Well it’s the same thing that troubled me when there was a bird flu scare or an anthrax scare. How the f*#$ do these animal diseases come to humans (the really troubling bit is the probable answer in the question).

I’d like to think that all the 2.5 of my readers have figured out what my worries are. Or well I at least hope 5 guys read this and figure out about 50% of what I’m talking about, it’s the same thing really.

Now you guys know that I generally explain myself quite clearly without talking about things that have no relevance. But this time I’m going to let you intelligent guys figure it out. I leave you guys with a link –


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090428055623AAUOba3

Now I know the second comment comes from somebody who calls himself themonsters, but I think that’s quite an ironic name for a total nerd. Besides he doesn’t really have any proof or convincing arguments to convince me that my fears are misplaced.

Ya Ya I know I’m sick, don’t blame me, I have swine flu, and I’m delirious, I haven’t quite gotten over having aids as yet.

P.S. – Having swine flu doesn’t mean I’m a pig or go anywhere near pigs, and you’re not particularly intelligent to leave a comment suggesting something to that tune